I have a friend from church, Ann, whose daughter blogs. I can't remember how exactly I came across her blog but it's been fun to read. She's a cute, college-age girl and I love to read her fun stories. She posted this and I LOVED it, so I had to share!
Application to Date My Daughter
Name:______________________________ Date of Birth: __/____/____
Height:_______ Weight:_______ IQ:______ GPA:_______ Top Running Speed:____
Social Security #:__________________ Temple Recommend Expires: ____/_____/_____
Do you have one Male and one Female parent? ________ if "no" please explain:
Number of years parents married: _______ Do you have any brothers or sisters? ______ Are they normal? ______________
Do you own or have access to any of the following?
Van________ Water bed _________ Truck with over sized wheels _______
Do you have any earring, nose ring, belly ring or any other type of ring, stud, or bar anywhere on your body? ___________ Do you have a tattoo? _______
In 50 words or less, what does "Don't touch my daughter" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, give me your definition of real pain:
In your opinion, what time does the Holy Ghost go to bed? ________________
Ward you attend: ______________ How often? S M T W Th F S
When would be a good time to interview your father, mother, and bishop?
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be _____________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be _______________
A woman's place is _________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ________________
When I meet a girl, the first thing I look at is _________________
(If the answer to the above question is somewhere below her neck, leave the premises now, keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion)
What I want to do if I grow up is ______________
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture, or mental abuse.
Signature of Applicant:___________________________________
Signature of Father:_____________________________________
Signature of Mother:_____________________________________
Signature of Bishop:_____________________________________
Signature of the Prophet:__________________________________
Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow 4-6 weeks for processing. You will be contacted in writing to set up a lie detector test if approved. If denied, please never apply again.