Mom fwd this to me after she got it from a friend. It's not quite this bad yet, but I feel it coming...
It's winter in Utah
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Utah
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Utah
I'm frozen to the friggin' ground!